**Note this entry takes place when Renesmee is exactually 3 months pregnant**
Dear Diary,
Yesterday was my baby shower well BABIES Shower! I was exhausted after it,especially after one terrible event! I can say one thing my Aunt,Mary Alice Brandon Cullen,went OVERBOARD !! It wasn't even funny! About of our families friends who are Vampires were there,Marianna,and more of my friends who I haven't metioned at all in this diary! I did NOT get guest list veto! Well it was at the big Cullen house. I woke up and I heard an excited,chirrpy voice! It woke me up,I sat up in bed and saw Alice.
She said "Come on sleepy head get up and out of bed,so I can do your hair,get your outfit,and do your makeup!"
I said confused "What's today?
She said "Hmmm do you mean the date or the celebration that's today? Whatever I'll tell you both, it is October 30th,the day before Halloween,and today is the Showwweeerrr!!!! Also I've got a costume for you!" I sighed then said
"Go ahead and start fixing me up,and where's Jacob?"
She softly shriked " YAY,you're much less stubborn then your mom. Jacob is somewhere at my place!" Then she brought me a long,down to my feet,baby pink dress. Then told me to go put it on. Once I had put it on,she got out her phone and called my mom to tell her to come over. So my mom arrived,and said
"Aww you look so cute"
I said "Hi mom,just listen to Alice and get me ready" Mom looked shocked after what I had said about my fashionista aunt! So then Alice put some baby blue ribbons in my beautiful bronze hair,after she brushed it and put two braidss.
Alice said "As you both can tell the dress is for Janessie and the blue ribbons are for E.J!!"
Mom said laughing "How can it be for them? They aren't even born yet!?" Alice ran downstairs and got me some gold flats. Then told me to step in them. Once she had finished dressing me and stuff,she clapped her hands and said or shireked
"Eeeee you're so pretty! Isn't she Bella?! Lot's of pictures will be taken,but not as many as the wedding and wedding shower!"
Mom said "Ness you're so pretty. Beware Alice did it a little overboard" while pointing at Alice.
I groaned "Terrific! I love overboarded parties.."
Then she told me that I should hurry to "her" house for the party. When I got there a lot of people were already there,and there were tons of presents!Alice said
"I already Saw you having a wonderful time and thanking your wonderful family." Then she grinned. I rolled my eyes,and then went to find Jacob,but first I ran into,Rosalie and Emmett. Rosalie said
"Oh,hi Renesmee this is quite a big party for this type of party,for little babies." Emmett glared at her for a second before saying
"Nessie you're HUGE,hmmm you should be on that show,say what's it called? Oh 16&pregnant! Oh sorry Ness that show was a LOOONG time ago." Then did a booming laugh. I started sobbing,and ran away from them and then I saw Jake...finally! I ran in at an unhuman speed. The next thing I knew I was sobbing in his arms with him telling me to calm down,I finally did. Then I finally calmed down. Then I saw some of my friends adoring the decorations,that I hadn't noticed,before Alice had dragged me over to them. Okay so there were blue and pink streamers all around the ceiling,balloons saying "It's a boy" and "It's A girl" AND "It's TWINS" they were on the ceiling and on the ground(held by weights?)! I looked across the room and saw 4 cakes one was blue and brown and the other was pink and brown(those were the big ones) and 2 smaller cakes, one had a boy in a carriage(blue) the other a girl in a carriage(pink)! I groaned when I saw them. Then Dad came up to me and said
"Alice overdoes everything,probably this because it's the first baby er babies shower she's ever done. Right now she is thinking about how much shopping she and you need to do!"
I yelled to her "Alice Cullen,NO WAY ARE YOU GOING SHOPPING!"
She yelled back "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE OUTFITS!" Then she squelled with excitment.
Dad said "Well are you going to EAT these cakes?"
I answered "Ehh I don't know..." He laughed and patted my head like I was a baby. Then Marianna and Jazmin(a new friend of mine) came over to me and Jazmin said
"Wow Renesmee your aunt can throw good parties!" Marianna said
"Yea her Aunt Alice is NUTS in a good cool way.." I laughed and then said
"How big am I!? Bigger than a balloon,a volleyball,the SUN!?!?" They laughed at me and Marianna
said "Wow I've never known anyone who's a teen that's pregnant making THOSE type of jokes,and maybe much bigger than a volleyball,but way smaller than the sun!" I smiled at then started cracking up. We all started laughing when Jazmin said
"Who are they? They all have gold eyes just like you're family,Renesmee!" I looked at the door way and saw the Pack with their imprintees, Levi was with Emily and Sam,and was confused when I just saw The Pack,but I looked to the right of the pack I saw the Denail's!
I answered "Those are my families friends they are almost like family. I pointed to each of them and named them then I said "When I was a baby Tanya and Kate's biological sister was killed." They already knew the pack. Then I heard Kate yelling my name she screamed
"RENESMEE BLACK COME HERE AND GIVE ME AN TANYA A BIG HUG,SWEETIE!" By the time she was finished she was next to me,hugging me. I hugged her back and then hugged Tanya then said
"Hey Tanya,Hey Kate this is Jazmin and this is Marianna" pointing at them.
Tanya said "Nice to meet you two!"
Kate said "Yep...Renesmee can we see some pictures of the babies!? Did you know I've always wanted a baby,then when I found out you had periods I was SO anxious to know if my like "2nd cousin" could have babies. Oh Jazmin and Marianna it's so weird like no one in this little golden eye family can have babies.." Then frowned. Marianna said
"We'll go visit your family Ren,you can speak with them! See you in a bit,big girl" laughing.
Carmen and Elezar came to me and said Congratulations to me and then asked where Jake was. I said he was somewhere enjoying the crazy party. They chuckled. Carmen hugged me lightly. I said
"Sooo you want to see the pictures?"
Kate and Tanya said together "Yes!" I put one hand on Tanya's face and one on Kate's face then thought of the ultrasound pictures and the babies on the screen. Then I took my hands off them. Carmen said
"You are still a nina to me. May I see the pictures too? We will come visit you when your babies are born!" I showed her the pictures and she said "beautiful" . Elezar kind of stuck away from all the girl baby stuff. Then some one I didn't want to be here showed up...John! I ran to Alice and asked her if she invited him she said "No,I didn't invite him...?" Marianna heard and said
"he's here with some girl named Petra! She was nothing but mean to me!" Then John and Petra came up to me,Marianna,Jazmin,and Alice.
Petra said "Hello Marianna and Jazmin AND Renesmee. So nice of us to hear about this shower,so we just came to say HI,but Marianna you were never a good girl to John,and Renesmee you're evil you broke his nose that time you freak!!" I was ready to give her a good punch in the nose,but I didn't want to risk it. Alice said
"You are a BRAT go HOME or leave my niece alone or I'll call the cops!"
John said "Yea yea,Renesmee you really shouldn't have been such a jerk and gotten married,then pregnant at 16..how dumb are you?" That did it. Alice got in front of me and Jazmin yanked her hand back and HIT Petra! Marianna then cursed then she kicked John in the shin...hard!! Alice whispered to me that they came,because they wanted to hurt me,because I was the smart one in the school graduating two years early,and Petra is pregnant with her and Johns baby. Petra and John haven't told anyone so I told for them .
I said "Sooo you unmarried couple ,what's the baby's name? Haven't you told anyone yet? I know my Aunt Alice is phoning your parents right now!" The Pack started starring at them,and Alice was pretending she was on her cell phone.
Petra looked furious and screamed LOUD "HOW ON EARTH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ABOUT MY PREGNANCY! WHO CARES IF WE AREN'T MARRIED."
John said "Honey let's go" then he punched my chest and said that he would get me...good! Carlisle,Esme,Mom,Alice and Jacob ran to me.
Carlisle said "Where did he hit you? Are you in any pain?
I said in tears "He hit m my chest, I feel some pain in my chest."
Carlisle said "I think I may need to check you out.."
I said quickly "It's almost over,we just need the cake then it's over"
He said "If you feel much pain come get me." I agreed that I would go get him. Jake stayed with me the rest of the time. Marianna and Jazmin were so freaked out. Alice screamed
"Time for gifts and cake!!!!" I totally forgot about gifts. Jacob told me that the gift part wouldn't be so bad. I opened about a million gifts. The pain in my chest wasn't getting any better. I got so many cute outfits for the babies from the baby sizes to older toddle sizes! There were toys and best yet..two cribs from Esme and Carlisle! They both had a little wolf carved into a side. From Marianna there was a cute little mobile ,from Jazmin there were two baby bath tubs SO cute! Emmett,Dad,and Jasper teamed together and just got a bunch of baby books and toys. Then of course Alice got clothes and Rosalie got decorations. The Denail's they brought us 2 rocking chairs,Rachel and Paul got us wolf decorations,Emily and Sam and Levi brought us lots of formula and bottles,Quil and Claire got a bunch of paccifiers with cute saying on them,Jared and Kim got teddy bears,Embry brought rattles,Leah got us 4 baby lamps,and Seth brought picture frame. How I love the pack!! Leah and Seth have been weird around us in a good way lately. Then after that was cake,all but baby girl carriage cake was left. The humans and wolves had left full and me and Jake weren't hungry...so we have it here,at home! Oh my gosh my c c chest the PAIN again!!!!!! I need Jake now,and a doctor.
Renes.....
Dear Diary,
Yesterday was my baby shower well BABIES Shower! I was exhausted after it,especially after one terrible event! I can say one thing my Aunt,Mary Alice Brandon Cullen,went OVERBOARD !! It wasn't even funny! About of our families friends who are Vampires were there,Marianna,and more of my friends who I haven't metioned at all in this diary! I did NOT get guest list veto! Well it was at the big Cullen house. I woke up and I heard an excited,chirrpy voice! It woke me up,I sat up in bed and saw Alice.
She said "Come on sleepy head get up and out of bed,so I can do your hair,get your outfit,and do your makeup!"
I said confused "What's today?
She said "Hmmm do you mean the date or the celebration that's today? Whatever I'll tell you both, it is October 30th,the day before Halloween,and today is the Showwweeerrr!!!! Also I've got a costume for you!" I sighed then said
"Go ahead and start fixing me up,and where's Jacob?"
She softly shriked " YAY,you're much less stubborn then your mom. Jacob is somewhere at my place!" Then she brought me a long,down to my feet,baby pink dress. Then told me to go put it on. Once I had put it on,she got out her phone and called my mom to tell her to come over. So my mom arrived,and said
"Aww you look so cute"
I said "Hi mom,just listen to Alice and get me ready" Mom looked shocked after what I had said about my fashionista aunt! So then Alice put some baby blue ribbons in my beautiful bronze hair,after she brushed it and put two braidss.
Alice said "As you both can tell the dress is for Janessie and the blue ribbons are for E.J!!"
Mom said laughing "How can it be for them? They aren't even born yet!?" Alice ran downstairs and got me some gold flats. Then told me to step in them. Once she had finished dressing me and stuff,she clapped her hands and said or shireked
"Eeeee you're so pretty! Isn't she Bella?! Lot's of pictures will be taken,but not as many as the wedding and wedding shower!"
Mom said "Ness you're so pretty. Beware Alice did it a little overboard" while pointing at Alice.
I groaned "Terrific! I love overboarded parties.."
Then she told me that I should hurry to "her" house for the party. When I got there a lot of people were already there,and there were tons of presents!Alice said
"I already Saw you having a wonderful time and thanking your wonderful family." Then she grinned. I rolled my eyes,and then went to find Jacob,but first I ran into,Rosalie and Emmett. Rosalie said
"Oh,hi Renesmee this is quite a big party for this type of party,for little babies." Emmett glared at her for a second before saying
"Nessie you're HUGE,hmmm you should be on that show,say what's it called? Oh 16&pregnant! Oh sorry Ness that show was a LOOONG time ago." Then did a booming laugh. I started sobbing,and ran away from them and then I saw Jake...finally! I ran in at an unhuman speed. The next thing I knew I was sobbing in his arms with him telling me to calm down,I finally did. Then I finally calmed down. Then I saw some of my friends adoring the decorations,that I hadn't noticed,before Alice had dragged me over to them. Okay so there were blue and pink streamers all around the ceiling,balloons saying "It's a boy" and "It's A girl" AND "It's TWINS" they were on the ceiling and on the ground(held by weights?)! I looked across the room and saw 4 cakes one was blue and brown and the other was pink and brown(those were the big ones) and 2 smaller cakes, one had a boy in a carriage(blue) the other a girl in a carriage(pink)! I groaned when I saw them. Then Dad came up to me and said
"Alice overdoes everything,probably this because it's the first baby er babies shower she's ever done. Right now she is thinking about how much shopping she and you need to do!"
I yelled to her "Alice Cullen,NO WAY ARE YOU GOING SHOPPING!"
She yelled back "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THE OUTFITS!" Then she squelled with excitment.
Dad said "Well are you going to EAT these cakes?"
I answered "Ehh I don't know..." He laughed and patted my head like I was a baby. Then Marianna and Jazmin(a new friend of mine) came over to me and Jazmin said
"Wow Renesmee your aunt can throw good parties!" Marianna said
"Yea her Aunt Alice is NUTS in a good cool way.." I laughed and then said
"How big am I!? Bigger than a balloon,a volleyball,the SUN!?!?" They laughed at me and Marianna
said "Wow I've never known anyone who's a teen that's pregnant making THOSE type of jokes,and maybe much bigger than a volleyball,but way smaller than the sun!" I smiled at then started cracking up. We all started laughing when Jazmin said
"Who are they? They all have gold eyes just like you're family,Renesmee!" I looked at the door way and saw the Pack with their imprintees, Levi was with Emily and Sam,and was confused when I just saw The Pack,but I looked to the right of the pack I saw the Denail's!
I answered "Those are my families friends they are almost like family. I pointed to each of them and named them then I said "When I was a baby Tanya and Kate's biological sister was killed." They already knew the pack. Then I heard Kate yelling my name she screamed
"RENESMEE BLACK COME HERE AND GIVE ME AN TANYA A BIG HUG,SWEETIE!" By the time she was finished she was next to me,hugging me. I hugged her back and then hugged Tanya then said
"Hey Tanya,Hey Kate this is Jazmin and this is Marianna" pointing at them.
Tanya said "Nice to meet you two!"
Kate said "Yep...Renesmee can we see some pictures of the babies!? Did you know I've always wanted a baby,then when I found out you had periods I was SO anxious to know if my like "2nd cousin" could have babies. Oh Jazmin and Marianna it's so weird like no one in this little golden eye family can have babies.." Then frowned. Marianna said
"We'll go visit your family Ren,you can speak with them! See you in a bit,big girl" laughing.
Carmen and Elezar came to me and said Congratulations to me and then asked where Jake was. I said he was somewhere enjoying the crazy party. They chuckled. Carmen hugged me lightly. I said
"Sooo you want to see the pictures?"
Kate and Tanya said together "Yes!" I put one hand on Tanya's face and one on Kate's face then thought of the ultrasound pictures and the babies on the screen. Then I took my hands off them. Carmen said
"You are still a nina to me. May I see the pictures too? We will come visit you when your babies are born!" I showed her the pictures and she said "beautiful" . Elezar kind of stuck away from all the girl baby stuff. Then some one I didn't want to be here showed up...John! I ran to Alice and asked her if she invited him she said "No,I didn't invite him...?" Marianna heard and said
"he's here with some girl named Petra! She was nothing but mean to me!" Then John and Petra came up to me,Marianna,Jazmin,and Alice.
Petra said "Hello Marianna and Jazmin AND Renesmee. So nice of us to hear about this shower,so we just came to say HI,but Marianna you were never a good girl to John,and Renesmee you're evil you broke his nose that time you freak!!" I was ready to give her a good punch in the nose,but I didn't want to risk it. Alice said
"You are a BRAT go HOME or leave my niece alone or I'll call the cops!"
John said "Yea yea,Renesmee you really shouldn't have been such a jerk and gotten married,then pregnant at 16..how dumb are you?" That did it. Alice got in front of me and Jazmin yanked her hand back and HIT Petra! Marianna then cursed then she kicked John in the shin...hard!! Alice whispered to me that they came,because they wanted to hurt me,because I was the smart one in the school graduating two years early,and Petra is pregnant with her and Johns baby. Petra and John haven't told anyone so I told for them .
I said "Sooo you unmarried couple ,what's the baby's name? Haven't you told anyone yet? I know my Aunt Alice is phoning your parents right now!" The Pack started starring at them,and Alice was pretending she was on her cell phone.
Petra looked furious and screamed LOUD "HOW ON EARTH DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? THIS IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ABOUT MY PREGNANCY! WHO CARES IF WE AREN'T MARRIED."
John said "Honey let's go" then he punched my chest and said that he would get me...good! Carlisle,Esme,Mom,Alice and Jacob ran to me.
Carlisle said "Where did he hit you? Are you in any pain?
I said in tears "He hit m my chest, I feel some pain in my chest."
Carlisle said "I think I may need to check you out.."
I said quickly "It's almost over,we just need the cake then it's over"
He said "If you feel much pain come get me." I agreed that I would go get him. Jake stayed with me the rest of the time. Marianna and Jazmin were so freaked out. Alice screamed
"Time for gifts and cake!!!!" I totally forgot about gifts. Jacob told me that the gift part wouldn't be so bad. I opened about a million gifts. The pain in my chest wasn't getting any better. I got so many cute outfits for the babies from the baby sizes to older toddle sizes! There were toys and best yet..two cribs from Esme and Carlisle! They both had a little wolf carved into a side. From Marianna there was a cute little mobile ,from Jazmin there were two baby bath tubs SO cute! Emmett,Dad,and Jasper teamed together and just got a bunch of baby books and toys. Then of course Alice got clothes and Rosalie got decorations. The Denail's they brought us 2 rocking chairs,Rachel and Paul got us wolf decorations,Emily and Sam and Levi brought us lots of formula and bottles,Quil and Claire got a bunch of paccifiers with cute saying on them,Jared and Kim got teddy bears,Embry brought rattles,Leah got us 4 baby lamps,and Seth brought picture frame. How I love the pack!! Leah and Seth have been weird around us in a good way lately. Then after that was cake,all but baby girl carriage cake was left. The humans and wolves had left full and me and Jake weren't hungry...so we have it here,at home! Oh my gosh my c c chest the PAIN again!!!!!! I need Jake now,and a doctor.
Renes.....