Dear Diary,
Over the past few weeks Isabel and I have gotten close to each other. The twins behave well and get along with Lulu and Bree. I don't see how they would not get along with them though. Maddie is a very nice girl and loves the twins! I'm usually over at Isabel/Maddie's house when Jake isn't around. Lulu is just so sweet and well Bree is shy,but once she gets to know you she talks. She's always saying something cute. The twins talk at home more than usual since they are 5months,and they can't talk around full humans. Jake always finds our days interesting. One day we got home at the same time as Jake and Janessie said to him "Mommy,Me,and E had fun! Mommy no let us talk!" then she had made a sad face,and reached out for Jake to pick her up. So he took her and looked at me clueless. I told him that we were around humans all day. He started to explain to Janessie that her and E.J are special so they can't talk. I was rolling my eyes thinking THAT is the WORST explanation EVER ! The twins have kept us so busy I've barley had any time to write. Last Sunday was Easter. We spent Saturday celebrating Easter with Isabel,Maddie,Bree,and Lulu. Then on Easter day we spent it with my family. We learned something new : don't let Emmett help plan things without the supervision of Alice.
Sunday morning I was sleeping until I felt something or someone on me. I tried to roll over,but the someone hit me. I heard some giggles. I looked up and saw Ms.Janessie sitting on my chest looking at me and E.J on the side of me just starring at me. Jake came into the room pretending all innocent.
"Morning honey. How did they get in here?" ,He said.
"Good Morning. Well I have no clue how they got in here. I also don't know who slapped me." I responded sarcastically.
"Well I th-" Jake was cut off by E.J
"Daddy brought us" E.J said.
"I slapped!" Janessie finished off. I glared at Jake then picked my little werewolf,vampire,human twins and brought them downstairs. E.J thought it would be fun to slap me too!
"JACOB!!! Did you tell them to do this to me?" I yelled.
"Nope. Well I told them to wake you up. You have to admit Jness slapping you was funny." He told me. I rolled my eyes brought them to the kitchen then we got ready to go to Isabel and Maddie's house. We dressed up our sweet little ones. They looked so cute. When we got to Isabel's we recieved some eggs,we ate,gave out Easter baskets,and let the little ones play. We stayed until the twins started getting tired at 8:45 p.m so we took them home!
The next day they twins decided to be partners in crime to wake me up. Guess who let them do their little prank? That's right Jacob! I swear I will get him soon! So I was sleeping still,and the twins came in and sprayed me with little water guns,and JACOB had a huge water gun squirting me from the doorway to the room. I screamed! Janessie and E.J started giggling,and said together
"I love you so much,Mommy!"
"I love you both too. Who told you to do this to mama?" I asked. E.J responded
"Dada!", He said in Jacob's voice, "E.J and Janessie see these? Take them and go squirt them at mommy. She won't wake up unless you wake her up! Then say something cute to mommy." I groaned,and gave my babies kisses. Then Jacob kissed me and we held that kiss,until we realized we were being watched. We all got dressed in nice clothes...meaning dresses for me and my daughter,and suits for Jake and E.J ! We gave the twins Easter baskets with toys and some candy that they could eat(chocolate pudding,and ice cream tasting pudding) Then we got a call from Alice saying that we better be over soon! So we got in the car to go over there.
We were greeted by Alice screeching "HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY FIRST EASTER JANESSIE AND E.J!" I started laughing,because the twins were giving her the funniest look ever. I looked around the Mansion,and saw bunny decorations and a fake tree with Easter egg ornaments. Very interesting. My mom came running over to me,and gave me a big hug. My dad gave me a kiss on the forehead. He whispered in my ear "Alice has gone insane" I giggled. Esme gave me a hug too. Emmett asked how is favorite niece was,how my husband was,and how the twins are. I answered with hyper,but good. Mom took Janessie from Jacob,while Esme took E.J from me. Esme just adores both of my babies. Everyone loves them. Jasper told me that Alice was going to make everyone go on an Easter Egg hunt. I starred at him with my 'seriously' look. He nodded then I'm assuming he used his power to calm me down. Right then Alice and Emmett declared that we had to go on the hunt,and only had 5minutes to find them all. We all ran to find the even Carlisle and Esme! After the 5minutes we found 300 out of the 400 eggs. Janessie&E.J pointed to the eggs and the Black family found a total of 198! Pretty good. Later we had an Easter egg toss(Emmett's idea). Janessie and E.J played with their toys and watched. Emmet was throwing some,and he threw one at me,but it missed and it hit mom instead. The egg exploded it wasn't cooked or anything. She growled at him. It was really funny. Esme didn't find it toooo funny,because it got all over the floor. Emmett got yelled at by Carlisle. We stayed for a while. Jake and I talked with everyone,we held the twins. I accidentally thought of a bunny while I touched Janessie's cheek. She started to look like a bunny. Everyone starred at Me,Jake,and Janessie in shock. I chuckled and told them the whole story about the abilities they had. Carlisle was the one who looked the most shocked. We talked a lot about the twins and the twins would add in cute little comments. It was a nice Easter/weekend! I think the twins enjoyed it more than ALICE!!! They keep asking for more candy. Of course they get it.
Renesmee Black
Over the past few weeks Isabel and I have gotten close to each other. The twins behave well and get along with Lulu and Bree. I don't see how they would not get along with them though. Maddie is a very nice girl and loves the twins! I'm usually over at Isabel/Maddie's house when Jake isn't around. Lulu is just so sweet and well Bree is shy,but once she gets to know you she talks. She's always saying something cute. The twins talk at home more than usual since they are 5months,and they can't talk around full humans. Jake always finds our days interesting. One day we got home at the same time as Jake and Janessie said to him "Mommy,Me,and E had fun! Mommy no let us talk!" then she had made a sad face,and reached out for Jake to pick her up. So he took her and looked at me clueless. I told him that we were around humans all day. He started to explain to Janessie that her and E.J are special so they can't talk. I was rolling my eyes thinking THAT is the WORST explanation EVER ! The twins have kept us so busy I've barley had any time to write. Last Sunday was Easter. We spent Saturday celebrating Easter with Isabel,Maddie,Bree,and Lulu. Then on Easter day we spent it with my family. We learned something new : don't let Emmett help plan things without the supervision of Alice.
Sunday morning I was sleeping until I felt something or someone on me. I tried to roll over,but the someone hit me. I heard some giggles. I looked up and saw Ms.Janessie sitting on my chest looking at me and E.J on the side of me just starring at me. Jake came into the room pretending all innocent.
"Morning honey. How did they get in here?" ,He said.
"Good Morning. Well I have no clue how they got in here. I also don't know who slapped me." I responded sarcastically.
"Well I th-" Jake was cut off by E.J
"Daddy brought us" E.J said.
"I slapped!" Janessie finished off. I glared at Jake then picked my little werewolf,vampire,human twins and brought them downstairs. E.J thought it would be fun to slap me too!
"JACOB!!! Did you tell them to do this to me?" I yelled.
"Nope. Well I told them to wake you up. You have to admit Jness slapping you was funny." He told me. I rolled my eyes brought them to the kitchen then we got ready to go to Isabel and Maddie's house. We dressed up our sweet little ones. They looked so cute. When we got to Isabel's we recieved some eggs,we ate,gave out Easter baskets,and let the little ones play. We stayed until the twins started getting tired at 8:45 p.m so we took them home!
The next day they twins decided to be partners in crime to wake me up. Guess who let them do their little prank? That's right Jacob! I swear I will get him soon! So I was sleeping still,and the twins came in and sprayed me with little water guns,and JACOB had a huge water gun squirting me from the doorway to the room. I screamed! Janessie and E.J started giggling,and said together
"I love you so much,Mommy!"
"I love you both too. Who told you to do this to mama?" I asked. E.J responded
"Dada!", He said in Jacob's voice, "E.J and Janessie see these? Take them and go squirt them at mommy. She won't wake up unless you wake her up! Then say something cute to mommy." I groaned,and gave my babies kisses. Then Jacob kissed me and we held that kiss,until we realized we were being watched. We all got dressed in nice clothes...meaning dresses for me and my daughter,and suits for Jake and E.J ! We gave the twins Easter baskets with toys and some candy that they could eat(chocolate pudding,and ice cream tasting pudding) Then we got a call from Alice saying that we better be over soon! So we got in the car to go over there.
We were greeted by Alice screeching "HAPPY EASTER! HAPPY FIRST EASTER JANESSIE AND E.J!" I started laughing,because the twins were giving her the funniest look ever. I looked around the Mansion,and saw bunny decorations and a fake tree with Easter egg ornaments. Very interesting. My mom came running over to me,and gave me a big hug. My dad gave me a kiss on the forehead. He whispered in my ear "Alice has gone insane" I giggled. Esme gave me a hug too. Emmett asked how is favorite niece was,how my husband was,and how the twins are. I answered with hyper,but good. Mom took Janessie from Jacob,while Esme took E.J from me. Esme just adores both of my babies. Everyone loves them. Jasper told me that Alice was going to make everyone go on an Easter Egg hunt. I starred at him with my 'seriously' look. He nodded then I'm assuming he used his power to calm me down. Right then Alice and Emmett declared that we had to go on the hunt,and only had 5minutes to find them all. We all ran to find the even Carlisle and Esme! After the 5minutes we found 300 out of the 400 eggs. Janessie&E.J pointed to the eggs and the Black family found a total of 198! Pretty good. Later we had an Easter egg toss(Emmett's idea). Janessie and E.J played with their toys and watched. Emmet was throwing some,and he threw one at me,but it missed and it hit mom instead. The egg exploded it wasn't cooked or anything. She growled at him. It was really funny. Esme didn't find it toooo funny,because it got all over the floor. Emmett got yelled at by Carlisle. We stayed for a while. Jake and I talked with everyone,we held the twins. I accidentally thought of a bunny while I touched Janessie's cheek. She started to look like a bunny. Everyone starred at Me,Jake,and Janessie in shock. I chuckled and told them the whole story about the abilities they had. Carlisle was the one who looked the most shocked. We talked a lot about the twins and the twins would add in cute little comments. It was a nice Easter/weekend! I think the twins enjoyed it more than ALICE!!! They keep asking for more candy. Of course they get it.
Renesmee Black